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# Red Bull gives you wings!
If by 'wings' you mean 'questionable tyre strategies and a defunct KERS system'.

/shitty unfunny jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# HA HA HA! Die Englanders have made ze joke, noch ja?
Quite right, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# LACHEN SIE!
LACHEN, ENGLISCH SCHWEINHUND, LACHEN. OR VOULD YOU BE FOR DER BULLET IN DAS KOPF? LACHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# God, I miss Switzerland...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# so did the germans
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
Vy are ze streets of Paris lined mit trees?
So ve Germans can march in the shade, HA HA HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# you've got to have somewhere to store your jewish gold
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I miss Germany sometimes :(
Norway's kind of like Germany but with German spoken by retarded Geordies, worse shopping and ludicrously expensive "beer".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# And fewer ways of preparing pork, one imagines.
However, few races can match the Scandanavians for fermented fish products...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# if by "fermented" you mean "rotten", you'd be right
and for a country so close to denmark they've got remarkably rubbish bacon
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Fermented bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# i wouldn't put it past them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Rotten pork in a can that has to be opened underwater.
It'd be a smash in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# And Iceland
There seems to be a correlation between countries that go whaling and countries that like disgusting rotting fish-based food. I think it should be studied.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
studied visited with flaming hammers of cetacean justice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)