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# after admitting a few nights ago to ending up in A&E wearing womens underwear
I have lost my dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Don't worry, as long as it wasn't stopping a hamster crawling out of your anus
they'll have seen worse.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# no I already had the hamster out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I had a hamster who had cancer.
My mum put a load of paracetamol in her bottle so it would die.

She should have rung you
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Yick, I think sleeping tablets might have been a nicer way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Your mum should have rung a lot of people, hamsters or no.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# She had her ring rung by a lot of people, if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# :O that's brutal
why not just release it in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Why not stick it in your anus like the others?
What a way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Christ, you think being pecked to death by a crow is better death than cancer/paracetamol od?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# but at least it rejoins the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I don't think The Lion King is a sensible basis for your philosophy on life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I tried following the baloo lifestyle
but I don't like eating bugs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)