You'll get splashed in hot, salty liquid.
(The salt being caustic soda, no less).
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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CRIKEY! *dons rubber gloves*
and takes everything else off
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33,
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