you've just given me an idea for a new pubic-hair styling product
I SHALL MAKE MILLIONS
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boris the spider,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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"Why have a pussy when you can have A TIGER!"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:06,
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I shall steal this for my advertising campaign
I'll persuade ladies to leave/dye black stripes in as well. I'll also market the "Cheetah", though that would probably have a particular demographic.
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boris the spider,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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