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# *drags out push-bike for the second time today*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# yeah, work those glutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)
# :(
Is there not an easier way?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# well, yes
but i'm tired right now and my pvc basque is at the cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# *cancels Direct Debit*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# don't worry
i take cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# *tucks a wad of 20s into cleavage*
Buy yerself some nice, love...

Sorry Smash, it's been a bastard of a week, I shouldn't take it out on you, honey. *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
# don't worry
i've got a tan and i'm on my 3rd glass of cheap wine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Young Smash,
You are are scholar and a seer. The world should recognise these skills.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# i am a seer
unfortunately. my psychic "talents" got me thrown out of college, since when i have led a life of jubilant debauchery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# And, as a result, the world has been a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# You got that right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# SPACE HOPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# You are female, hetero and therefore can see it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# that's a relief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# She could crack walnuts with those buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# is it weird that the first thing i spotted was the space hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Not really, Spacehoppers are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Mezermer rizearize erring
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# My blood...it stirs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that's not your blood, it's your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ...oh yeah... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Imagine how the spacehopper feels.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)
# (I'd like to)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# There'll be trouble


I found it on the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# nice shoes!
also, nessa?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# been there done that
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)