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# I have just had a really shitty message off a really shitty guy on a really quite insignificant website


I once tried to arrange to meet this man but gave up as he was shit, I then got bored listening to his shit and blocked him, he now keeps sending me messages under new different profile names saying why o why do I keep blocking him, and it has been threatening to get in the way of enjoying my nice long weekend with my nice long term partner, and I'm sure some of you have similar 'problems' with online shittery so I am going to show you what I sent back:

'You know what feller, we never met, and maybe we never will, I don't know you, this is not real life, this is just an internet site and two people typing into their keyboard creating insignificant digital chatter in the internet ether flickering on a screen of arranged photons for the others' delectation, just forget it, seriously, it really doesn't matter, close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone and go out someplace and get some air and sunshine, or share a bloody good movie with ya loved one, enjoy a meal, forget about me or this site or even the internet and all this multi layered excuse for a social life sad bastards like you and me have replaced living and caring with and fuck off someplace real and do something real with someone you can actually fucking touch and remind ya'self, THIS IS ALL THAT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS!

Honestly, go do that, right now!'

I urge you all to do the same, do feel free to cut and paste that so you don't have to waste your time typing to shits, and fuck off and enjoy your weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Person on internet is telling us that being on internet is not good
and we should all fuck off and be outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# What is real?
I'm confused now.
edit:close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# *drags out push-bike for the second time today*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# yeah, work those glutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)
# :(
Is there not an easier way?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# well, yes
but i'm tired right now and my pvc basque is at the cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# *cancels Direct Debit*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# don't worry
i take cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# *tucks a wad of 20s into cleavage*
Buy yerself some nice, love...

Sorry Smash, it's been a bastard of a week, I shouldn't take it out on you, honey. *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
# don't worry
i've got a tan and i'm on my 3rd glass of cheap wine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Young Smash,
You are are scholar and a seer. The world should recognise these skills.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# i am a seer
unfortunately. my psychic "talents" got me thrown out of college, since when i have led a life of jubilant debauchery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# And, as a result, the world has been a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# You got that right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# SPACE HOPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# You are female, hetero and therefore can see it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# that's a relief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# She could crack walnuts with those buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# is it weird that the first thing i spotted was the space hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Not really, Spacehoppers are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Mezermer rizearize erring
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# My blood...it stirs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that's not your blood, it's your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ...oh yeah... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Imagine how the spacehopper feels.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)
# (I'd like to)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# There'll be trouble


I found it on the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# nice shoes!
also, nessa?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# been there done that
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
I love how you tell someone to get offline, go and lighten up and get some air in the real world, then follow that by posting on another website about how serious an online chat got.

irony at its finest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# There's a lot of this going around at the moment
www.b3ta.com/talk/7172908
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# A fine plan.
Good for you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I think you may have just fed the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I like the sound of this new scent....
Please explain where one may partake of this heavenly perfume?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Ah yes, that would be one of the many reasons
I left.
Other than the experience of the very first evening I arrived:
On asking two stalwart locals where I may acquire replenishment cigarettes, answer came there: "Oh, try the Paki shop just over there"
It was at that point I knew my days in the '2nd City' were numbered.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Come off it.
There are dimwits who should know better everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# My dear chap,
You are, of course, right. My humble apologies.
It just wasn't the best reception to the land of my father(s).
I was being Islington sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I really wish you'd found life tolerable here.
We'd probably be clinkin' an' drinkin' together right now, rather than typing on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Bless you, you lovely man; 'twas not to be....
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# come to liverpool
we'll get pissed and i'll give you a good molesting ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# The commute would be a total bitch, though
:(
although the molesting sounds like reet good fun....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
#

close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i'm saying that in arnies voiuce like when he says
"who's your daddy, and what does he do"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
# close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# see, it fits
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)
# and in relation to your pic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4IBuXClWU
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# ...terrists terrists terrists...
(that was 'awesome')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# having an argument on the internet with some troll?...wow I hope this never happens to me

fuck sake...NEXT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# haha,
you'd start an argument with your own shadow if you couldn't find someone to call a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# you want to see my mirrors...smashed tae fuck they are.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# They deserved it, the lying cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# grumpy cunt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# grumpy opinionated cunt if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# and that's why we love you, you tart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Damn troll mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
'lo Prod!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
# 'lo pot :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# "You talking to me?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Pfft!
You're nearly in a position to tutor on this subject!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# *day 1: saying something and it getting took the wrong way
*day 2: dealing with group cluster fuck attacks
*day 3: trolls..baiting, catching and ignoring
*day 4: yer maw


*buckfast mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Bless you, Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# when you become a Zen cunt Master like me you will be able to deal with all this in 1 day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# *DHLs a case of the finest wines known to mankind*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha..... I'd never enjoy reading that thread..... if a thing like that ever happened....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
#




'You know what feller, we never met, and maybe we never will, I don't know you, this is not real life, this is just an internet site and two people typing into their keyboard creating insignificant digital chatter in the internet ether flickering on a screen of arranged photons for the others' delectation, just forget it, seriously, it really doesn't matter, close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone and go out someplace and get some air and sunshine, or share a bloody good movie with ya loved one, enjoy a meal, forget about me or this site or even the internet and all this multi layered excuse for a social life sad bastards like you and me have replaced living and caring with and fuck off someplace real and do something real with someone you can actually fucking touch and remind ya'self, THIS IS ALL THAT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# ADD FATTIES + COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Ignore him and enjoy the weekend...... don't feed the troll :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# PHUK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# he's a weirdo
if you get wound up, he wins. just do what i do, get pissed and come here when there's nothing good on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# He's winning if you react like this, WiL.
Unless he's trying to kill you, shrug it off. It's the surest way to piss him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)