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# I don't see the problem.
Unless it was 1912.
Or you just realised how squalid nuking crap from the chippy was.

Having said that, I did once make a bag of chips last 3 days till giroday by making them into toasties. Absolutely hideous.
edit: gah, you edited...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Sorry about that. I had to make the edit. It didn't occur to me that anybody'd actually read it.
I think it only just hit home how squalid nuking crap from the chippy is as I nuked this bomb-proof shit. As I type, two thirds of it sits on the plate, defying me.
All of a sudden, I absolutely understand anorexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Yeah, less bad for your teeth than bulimia.
Most dentists recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# And most dentists have a Porsche before they're 30,
and whine about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while they've got a drill in your gob (all literally true; this actually happened to me).

*EDIT* OK, only one dentist whined about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while he had a drill in my gob
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I love the idea
that you assume no-one reads what you type here.
One step away from, or beyond, talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:30, archived)
# What fucker said that?
*looks hither and thither, tears up the carpet, drills little holes in the skirting board and peers anxiously through*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:38, archived)
# I'm relieved that you replied,
I was worried you might have died of pasty.
Time for bed - g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)