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# Ended up learning to love the seams.

I'm sure this pic is even more adorable than the original pic of these filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# seams hold the universe together
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:54, archived)
#
i love the seam thing. i realised there's a bit of an art to it and i've seen a lot of really good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
# You forgot to say "including this one".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# i could say it was implied ;)
i could blame my son for hitting the keyboard whilst demanding to "make the motorbike move, daddy"!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Your bold assertion is strongly supported by convincing pictorial evidence.
All those years I spent smoothing and blending... wasted time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
# i've got to agree
i've not been using PS for long, but most of the time i have spent on it, has been with the bloody blur brush.
seams are the future!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I'll trot out this old nag of a seam horse...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:13, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
# i love seams
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:12, archived)
# and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:17, archived)
# This seams like as good an opportunity as any to post one or two, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:18, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Theyre only people
not monsters or seamy pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Well, taters, I've been a seamy pig for 38 years, and a monster for four or five of those.
There's no shame in it.
I keep applying to be a people, but never get a letter back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Silly Sea Tramp
You become a people via a series of coupons found on the back of cereal packets and an application form!

Im off tae bed now. Nart clarts.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Ah. Food.
Don't think I can ever eat again, after I went to microwave a chip shop pasty I'd bought cold on Thursday, and noticed the 'best before' date - 14.02.12.
Serves me right and all that, but o_0.
What the fuck can be put into a pastry and cooked meat product that allows it to be stored at room temperature for nearly a year and then presented as fit for human consumption?
Now I've eaten plenty of crap in my time, often happily, but this stopped me in my tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# I don't see the problem.
Unless it was 1912.
Or you just realised how squalid nuking crap from the chippy was.

Having said that, I did once make a bag of chips last 3 days till giroday by making them into toasties. Absolutely hideous.
edit: gah, you edited...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Sorry about that. I had to make the edit. It didn't occur to me that anybody'd actually read it.
I think it only just hit home how squalid nuking crap from the chippy is as I nuked this bomb-proof shit. As I type, two thirds of it sits on the plate, defying me.
All of a sudden, I absolutely understand anorexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Yeah, less bad for your teeth than bulimia.
Most dentists recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# And most dentists have a Porsche before they're 30,
and whine about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while they've got a drill in your gob (all literally true; this actually happened to me).

*EDIT* OK, only one dentist whined about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while he had a drill in my gob
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I love the idea
that you assume no-one reads what you type here.
One step away from, or beyond, talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:30, archived)
# What fucker said that?
*looks hither and thither, tears up the carpet, drills little holes in the skirting board and peers anxiously through*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:38, archived)
# I'm relieved that you replied,
I was worried you might have died of pasty.
Time for bed - g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Such a fragile beast, arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)