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# If I was Smash Monkey's comedy account I'd blatantly tell people that I'm logging off and going to sleep.
Usually around the time that prick Sea Tramp turns up.
But... OK, I'm Smash Monkey's comedy account.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# this must be an 'aahh' situation
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# TAKE THOSE HEADPHONES OFF, YOU DRUNKEN ARSE !
The The were almost deliberately trebly on purpose. Hardly any bass.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)
# I'm not deliberately setting out to disagree.
But if someone just happens to talk nonsense, I find it hard to pretend otherwise.

wut? ok. you gots me, can't type with any fluidity - too hard, prolly stop soon
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# I regret calling you an arse, llort.
I don't really think you are one.
The only excuse I can offer is that I'm smashed out of my face.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:33, archived)
# I was in no way upset by your comments,
but thx for your apology anyway.
I think I've been witness to enough of your sardonic wit not to take offence.
Anyhoo - gonna line up some the the on youtube and climb the wooden hill to beddington.
Y'all take care now, y'hear?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
# If I didn't live in a flat, I'd use that line on the kids.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)