Fatties are fat because they're greedy and have no self-control.
Personally, I view that as prime mockability, right there.
And no - it's not glandular to reach for the pies just because you're upset or bored. Go for a run.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
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