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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)

And there.

I said it.

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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)

You're right, it's unpleasant.

But the picture could do with a tad more Beatles. Or even some fucking kittens. Or even some non-fucking kittens.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)

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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)

That's more like it.

;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)

YEAH!!

I demand that instead, we have more pics of people with Down's Syndrome, or maybe some of little Maddie, no wait, lets have some of the twin towers, because they're not at all offensive to somebody.

no wait..... ah fuck, this bandwagon left nearly a week ago

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)

I remember the days when "What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!" would get on the front page

Now everyone is upset because we're mocking fats.

What the hell happened to this place?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)

^ RIGHT

this isn't what i joined for. i want a refund!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)

A bit of fine-tuning, that's all.

We'll still merrily call a cunt a cunt, and vice versa, but I think many of us will pause for thought before posting because they just don't want to hurt anyone.
Except you, obviously, y'cunt.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)

Yeah, what's that all about?

It used to be about whether or not the joke was funny rather than who might get upset.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)

Clever is what I like.

But we know the real money is in dick and fart jokes.

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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)

I AM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED BY YOUR COMMENT AND

you've got a decent point.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)

Multiple layers.

Not just, "hehehehe...let's photoshop some fat people doing funny...hehehe"

now that's just god damned stupid.

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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)

RISE UP AGAINST YOUR B3TA OVERLORDS!

eh. i coulnd't be bothered to make it look nice. off to bed.

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sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)

YES.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

Fatties are fat because they're greedy and have no self-control.

Personally, I view that as prime mockability, right there.

And no - it's not glandular to reach for the pies just because you're upset or bored. Go for a run.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

Eat Ginsters.

Then you *get* the runs.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)

Mmmm ... fizzy gravy ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)

Bum Treacle

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)

'fattest people in Europe costing the NHS billions of pounds annually'

There's a good reason to mock them.

Sorry, but b3ta is not the place to tell people what they can and can't laugh at.

Fuck shopping kittens (unless it's something funny about fat monged ones). This self-righteous moaning on here is a bag of piss. If you don't like it, go read a website about rehousing orphans or something.

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