I remember reading an account of a fire-fight in the Faulklands conflict, where a soldier called out
"I've lost my leg, Sir!"
To which the response was, "No you haven't I can see it from here - keep firing!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
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Come over here and I'll bite you knees off!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
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