he can't climb trees in that dress of his
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29,
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Maybe he has a rocket jet under his dress?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31,
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rockets are an abomination
as they could theoretically be used to reach "God"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:36,
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