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# Gary Lineker advertises crisps,
a fatty food aimed at children - a food that will make them fat and ultimately die.
He is a rich man who clearly doesn't need the relatively small amounts of cash that can be made from advertising snacks.
So the only conclusion to be drawn is that Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dieing.
or should that be dying?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Don't underestimate the value of that Walkers contract.
And the 'synergy' involving him, Walkers and the BBC, particularly as the Olympics (Walkers, of course, being a major 'partner' in those) draw nearer.
Greed begets greed. As was the theme of Lineker's early Walkers ads.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Damn you and your joyless marxist insight.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Don't forget Engels.
*EDIT* hang on a sec: What insight could be more joyless than "Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dying"?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Good point.
I wish I had a cash-cow to support me while I write my angry, invective-laden ramblings.
edit: oh, come on - it's much more fun
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:36, archived)
# They were only economic analysts!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:42, archived)
# anal
ysts
fnarr
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:44, archived)
# aaahhhh.
Now we've found our level. *rubs hands together*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:49, archived)
# that's not how you start a fire
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Who said anything about starting a fire?
*carries on*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# hahah fucking hell
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26, archived)