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# gary lineker is a vampire : COMFIRMED TRUE.....

I Think all The vampires are coming out tonight...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
i changed history and made you photoshop this because of my comment
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# what can i say
I loved the idea :) and a pure rush job also.!! rather drunk now. its good to change history...

(smooow I like to run with knives, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# He is also made of stone.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Gary Lineker advertises crisps,
a fatty food aimed at children - a food that will make them fat and ultimately die.
He is a rich man who clearly doesn't need the relatively small amounts of cash that can be made from advertising snacks.
So the only conclusion to be drawn is that Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dieing.
or should that be dying?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Don't underestimate the value of that Walkers contract.
And the 'synergy' involving him, Walkers and the BBC, particularly as the Olympics (Walkers, of course, being a major 'partner' in those) draw nearer.
Greed begets greed. As was the theme of Lineker's early Walkers ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Damn you and your joyless marxist insight.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Don't forget Engels.
*EDIT* hang on a sec: What insight could be more joyless than "Gary Lineker is aroused by the idea of fat children dying"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Good point.
I wish I had a cash-cow to support me while I write my angry, invective-laden ramblings.
edit: oh, come on - it's much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:36, archived)
# They were only economic analysts!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:42, archived)
# anal
ysts
fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:44, archived)
# aaahhhh.
Now we've found our level. *rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:49, archived)
# that's not how you start a fire
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Who said anything about starting a fire?
*carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 1 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# hahah fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# you haven't paid your hosting bill
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# i'm guessing baked blue
is B-
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 1 May 2011, 1:56, archived)