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# she's clearly starved of either comedy or sex
either way, she's a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Could you sign this?
*holds out autograph book*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# *signs*
do pseudonyms count?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# No,
they don't have fingers and toes...

oh, pseudonyms... I thought you meant pachyderms...
(Carlosfandango, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# i've never signed an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# No names, no pack-drill.
*taps nose conspiratorially*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# *rolls up trousers*
*proffers knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# *sits, plays "this is the way the farmer rides*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# no dampening my knee, y'hear?
you're a big boy now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:35, archived)