Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:18,
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It was already the wurst night of my life and then this stupid French bitch turned up.