or if you shout 'surprise' beforehand
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 7 May 2011, 14:13,
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no I'm pretty sure that's still rape, although you could probably argue it down to unlawful sexual connection if you have a good lawyer maybe 
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 14:15,
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