hahahaha!sharing a flat with my mate. she'd had a new carpet fitted 2 days before. she left for work, leaving me on the couch with the flu, delirious and hallucinating. she came home to find i'd spent the day making wax lollipops by dipping matches into melted candlewax. there was wax all over the new carpet. she says the worst thing was knowing i had no idea what i'd been doing and, as i was sick, she couldn't yell at me! :D
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Sat 7 May 2011, 21:25,
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It is difficult to get the wax off . . . 
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 7 May 2011, 21:28,
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kitchen roll and a warm iron Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 May 2011, 21:30,
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You are truly a wealth of knowledge ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32,
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i'm from a very practical family Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41,
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Hahaha class...!!One of the funniest I ever saw was.....
Sat at a friends house, another friend turn up pissed out of his head...
He walked in, put his hand on top of the TV to steady himself, the TV fell of its stand, he fell on top of the TV, spilling an entire tray of peas and chips on top of it, he tried to get up, and then projectile vomited all over the top of it as well....
Amazingly it still worked after...
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Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34,
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Sat at a friends house, another friend turn up pissed out of his head...
He walked in, put his hand on top of the TV to steady himself, the TV fell of its stand, he fell on top of the TV, spilling an entire tray of peas and chips on top of it, he tried to get up, and then projectile vomited all over the top of it as well....
Amazingly it still worked after...
eeeeewwwwgreen screen!
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