I had pet ducks when I was a miller.
Never eaten one. Probably never will.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 23:15,
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So was my lovely flour.
*apologises for poor analogy*
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 23:19,
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A man of the rivers.
Windmills are fucking deadly.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23,
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