I went on the Portobello Funfair Ghost Train many years ago (the funfair is now long gone, sadly)30 seconds of unimaginable non-terror.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 May 2011, 19:32,
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ghost trains are invariably shit
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 May 2011, 19:45,
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