I can't.
I now have the unfortunate task of removing some fur from around a long haired German Shepherd's blurter. I really can't be doing with any more of these tagnut shenanigans.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 11 May 2011, 16:54,
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But is it well paid?
Or just a hobby?
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Chumps 👀,
Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58,
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More of a chore really.
She's quite smart.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 11 May 2011, 17:04,
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Well, if you've got a minute
is it ok if I pop round with my winnit encrusted blurter hairs for a quick "short back and sides"?
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Chumps 👀,
Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09,
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ooh yeah, me next
I've asked the missus but she won't countenance snipping away at the dreadlocks that form down there
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 11 May 2011, 17:12,
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TOP TIP.
Don't try burning them off. It could go horribly wrong.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 11 May 2011, 17:17,
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Sure.
I'll have enough soon to stuff a pillow.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19,
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O_o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58,
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