His blower will soon be stolen by a furtive bear, I'm sure
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 12 May 2011, 20:50,
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He probably nicked it from a bear in the first place
Penguins really have no practical use for a hairdryer...
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
Thu 12 May 2011, 20:52,
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