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# haha fucking hell, no:
is yours?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Alas, mine is merely a gender-neutral work colleague,
pre-conditioned to obey the whims of my employer over mine.
The two years' worth of encrusted spunk jamming up the keyboard is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Charlene is nearly 7 years old,
but still performs better than many of her younger counterparts.
But I have lavished love, ram and new hard drives and fans on her.
Money grubbing bitch, only loves me for what I can give her.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# But surely now she's back, she makes you feel like you can do anything!
Even use Photoshop or play Fallout 3: New Vegas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Fallout prolly isn't my thing,
but I can see plenty of bel-air pictures landing here soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
#
F-R-E-S-H
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:41, archived)