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# particularly adhesive on bum hair
(I heard) D:
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Did you know?
When a lump of poo attaches itself to your bum hairs, it's called a 'dag'.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 15 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Only if you happen to be a sheep.
The proper term is 'dingleberry'.

In Italy it's called a 'Tarzanelli'. Which provides much more amusing imagery.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# everyone knows
its a "klingon" dont they?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Ive heard all of the above...
Also, crusty croutons.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I remember the clag-gon invention in VIZ
(Sherbs, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Up norf we called them Winnetts
which made us giggle every time Tammy Winnette's name was mentioned on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# tagnuts
(MonkeySpunkMoped, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Arse biscuits (when they dry up)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:17, archived)