Microwave them I think
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Mon 16 May 2011, 23:24,
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GJM
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Mon 16 May 2011, 23:31,
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Remove the eyes first though
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 May 2011, 23:41,
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I will stab them several times with a fork too
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 16 May 2011, 23:42,
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