If I could poo chips
I'd go into showbusiness
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 17 May 2011, 17:32,
archived)
I'd be fat as a whale.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 17 May 2011, 17:34,
archived)
it'd certainly make a change
from shooting out ping pong balls
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 17 May 2011, 17:47,
archived)