Hahaha!Last time I went was about 4 years ago and I got ejected from a pub courtyard for laughing at a bloke standing in the street with his arse out, as it was so spotty I kept asking for a pen so I could join the dots and see what the picture was.
I was very VERY drunk...
(I was very VERY drunk...
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:32,
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fuck, i'd have pissed laughing at that!i'm ALWAYS very drunk when i go out!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:36,
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Last time I was thereI was propositioned by a bloke I've since seen on BBC3 as a movie critic.
Really.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39,
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Really.
Was that the blokewho begged you to kick him in the nuts!?
( ..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:40,
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Whilst wearing size 12 leather safety wellie boots?Yes.
And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 22:42,
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And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
He was a bit 'special' to say the leastand then he came on BBC3 and we both as one leapt up and shouted 'That's the guy who buys you a pint if you'll kick his nuts!'
Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
(Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:46,
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tell us who! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:44,
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I might gaz you a link to his stuff on the youtoob......if I can find it and remember.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 22:49,
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no youtubery on my dying computer:( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51,
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download and burn a live cd of puppy linux. 'tis not as geekily complicated as it may seem, will not touch your hard drive if you do not want it to and will revive your ageing pooter allowing you tubiness.
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56,
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thanks for the tipi shall giveit a try tomorrow, when i'm less shattered.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02,
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I'd help youbut I fix computers 9-5, 5 days a week. weekends are NOT filled with computer fixery.
Unless they're at least twenty years old.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 22:57,
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Unless they're at least twenty years old.
it probably is!compaq v50
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:03,
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and a fujitsu keyboardit's a frankenstein computer and the keyboard doesn't respond well to having cup-a-soup spilled on it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:05,
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He wasn't laughing...I was pissing meself tho!
The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
(The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39,
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very truebut if i'm pissed, i just think "fuck it" and laugh anyway!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43,
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thinking and/or being told it's not really funnycombined with knowing that everyone will only assume the worst only ever makes it funnier
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Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43,
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I was fucking apoplecticwith guilty mirth and surrounded by scowls.
But by fuck it was funny!
(But by fuck it was funny!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:48,
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