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# you've changed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Well, I had to.
I had all this liquid shit dribbling down my legs, and the beard was getting a bit itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# :(
wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:05, archived)
# I'll gladly turn back to rightness, if you wouldn't mind defining rightness for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# try the opposite
of leftness
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# oh, shit
*grinds gears*
I'm afraid with me you get leftness or nothing.
Feel free to click *ignore*, if you like ignoring people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
# :
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Some kind of sectarian nonsense?
Fuck knows.
One has a human heart, doesn't one. As you can see, that isn't even a question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# All my internal organs,
are hypothetical until removed and examined
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I reckon all your internal organs are fine.
Don't take my word for it, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# are you not my doctor?
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I recommend a stringent regime of outdoor exercise and vegetable consumption.
And try to minimise the spliff intake.
You remain, of course, free to get a cheaper doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# *demands refund*
after taking up outdoor excercise, following a long hiatus, i have suffered so many injuries.
i would've been safer laying on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Well, real, you're welcome to pick a doctor cheaper than free.
In the meantime, I recommend warming up before you really go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# an interesting proposal
i'll phone my local doctor and ask how much they'll pay to examine me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# duly noted,
I will leave your fees wrapped in newpaper and dental floss in the usual dustbins
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Hahaha I like that idea
kind of like "Schrodinger's Appendix".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# You've just found daytime game show gold!
Well done you.
Now flog it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:41, archived)