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# Jay Cee

Does anyone else wonder how the church would react to someone claiming to be the return of JC.
My bet would be sceptism, denouncement and demands to see miracles from the church.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Jay Cee yo
Respec my tag mofos
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# When I made these claims, nobody gave a toss.
Mind you, that's the 70s for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Cocaine.
Everybody was JC for 20 minutes at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# that was my thought
people who don't really care about the church would go on not caring. and the church would go ape shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# JC posts a sermon on YouTube.
"We should all learn to love each other".

Top comment: lol ur gai fag
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# hah ha!
so true though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# or more likely
"comments have been disabled on this video"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:11, archived)
# real, what continent are you on?
(not a snarky question, it just seems relevant)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Australasia
why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I ask cos sometimes I think you're English, and sometimes I think you're American.
Turns out I was totally wrong all the time!
(And, of course, my posts will be subtly altered by this knowledge)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# jezuz wnts 2 beem ppl up 2 space so he cn phuk dem in der azholes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I wrote a musical about it a few years ago
The teenage girl who has the immaculate conception gets an abortion because she is scared of her parents.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# It's called "unborn jesus foetus"
It didn't get picked up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# ha ha!
was the foetus resurrected?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:35, archived)
# It was preserved in formaldehyde
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:36, archived)
# They'd just ask who was leaving!
And they'd be getting out their UB40s
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# pardon me, Jesus, but you seem to have a bit of updog on your chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I say unto you, what is updog, my son?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 4:33, archived)
# surely
"i say unto you, what is up dog?"
aight
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:01, archived)
# Verily
but I said it unto you first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# whilst they mock me, take my robes and lead me away to be crucified, it shall be said
"who got da camara?"

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:21, archived)
# i want you to have my babies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Awwww
I'm feeling the love
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Nazi-Pope would be telling him to "GET ON ZE TRAIN! RAUS!"
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 22 May 2011, 3:48, archived)