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# No fucking respect. that's their trouble


I hope you like this picture of my friend Jamal who runs the local post office, with a jar of Marmite as a large and fizzing hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *awaits explosion with toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# it's a taste to die for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# salty, salty death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Like drowning in jizz.
I said that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# you'll smell nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You actually broadcast it internationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Well, that's ok then.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# yes. yes you did.
and yet i still find it arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's been a while since a young lady said that to me.
*gets hot flushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# when i get hot flushes
i just take some clothes off....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# *blushes*
Bad Smash!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# heheeheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# whatever you do, don't feed it to spongebob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# So that would be filled with rotting mutton, stale guinness, and 2kg of
Cayanne Pepper?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Ah So you've eaten in a Weatherspoons pub then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# everyone should once
only once, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Only when my usual supplier of emetic
is out of stock.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *bums embassy*
INFIDEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# How dare you insult our most holy and sacred symbol?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# You of course mean
The Marmite, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck yeah
/lived abroad and couldn't buy the stuff for a year blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# It's unopened
and can still be spread on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Lucky for you
*extinguishes embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)