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# would what?
:D

TJ: How in the WORLD do I get a shithead salesman to stop calling the photoshop comps I am making for him CAD drawings? I HATE salesmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# kindly and gently explain to him
that they're different. if he persists, tell him that if he keeps calling them CAD drawings, that's what he'll get and you'll charge him far more for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I've tried
He's just one of those people that says words so they will sound cool and intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# take him aside
and tell him that calling them CAD drawings is an insult to you. ask him if he'd like to be called a glorified cashier. when he says "no", you say "there you are, then."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Or just use a baseball bat
Violence is the ultimate answer
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# fun, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Design, done with the aid of computers?
Most definitely not CAD.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# aww he's just a putz.
came to a meeting at 50 something (his age) wearing a tiki shirt, khakis and flip-flops and earrings - calling everybody dude...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# twat him with a surfboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Call him a cunt, and then smack him about a bit.
And do this in front of his clients, it'll impress them no end.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:48, archived)