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# where are we going
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# makeout city.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 May 2011, 2:51, archived)
# what are we doing when we get there
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# There will probably be a couple of high fives
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 May 2011, 2:58, archived)
# ALSO:
      AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# can we have the high fives first?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:01, archived)
# I'm not sure that was clarified at the meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Welcome to The Apprentice: Makeout City
(V/O) "Team Gopherit is setting the pace with a decisive first strategy meeting..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:26, archived)
# If I'd been clever I would have had thought of some kind of arc like that for these.
As it is these animal-biz ones just hop from place to place with little purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:30, archived)
#
(V/O) "Meanwhile, Team Raptor are already on the streets and conducting some cutting-edge market research."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Early results show:
Mostly tasty inside the shells and unshelled variety, but the little round
hooves on the first are much too chewy and likely should be avoided.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
(V/O) "Team Raptor have the info and believe they'll get the drop on Team Gopherit.
But will their street-knowledge outfox the strategic boardroom planning of their opponents?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Team Gopherit knows the solution to that conundrum.

Remove the streets, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 4:11, archived)
#
(V/O) "Team Gopherit won this challenge convincingly,
and so Team Raptor are summoned to the boardroom to
account for their failure.
And one of them faces the ultimate punishment..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 4:27, archived)
# The ultimate punishment!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 May 2011, 4:40, archived)
#
(V/O) "In an unprecedented move, Team Gopherit suddenly devoured the despicable cunts who'd forced them to look stupid on telly.
They shook hands with the surviving members of Team Raptor, invited them to tuck in to the carrion, and offered them jobs.
Only Debbie refused, preferring to take up a lucrative sales post with radio station Magic FM."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 May 2011, 4:49, archived)