Welcome to The Apprentice: Makeout City
(V/O) "Team Gopherit is setting the pace with a decisive first strategy meeting..."
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Sun 29 May 2011, 3:26,
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If I'd been clever I would have had thought of some kind of arc like that for these.
As it is these animal-biz ones just hop from place to place with little purpose.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 3:30,
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(V/O) "Meanwhile, Team Raptor are already on the streets and conducting some cutting-edge market research."
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Sun 29 May 2011, 3:39,
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Early results show:
Mostly tasty inside the shells and unshelled variety, but the little round
hooves on the first are much too chewy and likely should be avoided.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 3:48,
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hooves on the first are much too chewy and likely should be avoided.
(V/O) "Team Raptor have the info and believe they'll get the drop on Team Gopherit.
But will their street-knowledge outfox the strategic boardroom planning of their opponents?"
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Sun 29 May 2011, 3:54,
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But will their street-knowledge outfox the strategic boardroom planning of their opponents?"
Team Gopherit knows the solution to that conundrum.
Remove the streets, LOL!
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Sun 29 May 2011, 4:11,
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Remove the streets, LOL!
(V/O) "Team Gopherit won this challenge convincingly,
and so Team Raptor are summoned to the boardroom to
account for their failure.
And one of them faces the ultimate punishment..."
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Sun 29 May 2011, 4:27,
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and so Team Raptor are summoned to the boardroom to
account for their failure.
And one of them faces the ultimate punishment..."
(V/O) "In an unprecedented move, Team Gopherit suddenly devoured the despicable cunts who'd forced them to look stupid on telly.
They shook hands with the surviving members of Team Raptor, invited them to tuck in to the carrion, and offered them jobs.
Only Debbie refused, preferring to take up a lucrative sales post with radio station Magic FM."
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Sun 29 May 2011, 4:49,
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They shook hands with the surviving members of Team Raptor, invited them to tuck in to the carrion, and offered them jobs.
Only Debbie refused, preferring to take up a lucrative sales post with radio station Magic FM."
Bloody hell, Kermit.
You roll up at 3am, pissed out yer face, eyes swivelling all over the place, no trousers on...
You can sleep in the garage.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 2:55,
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You can sleep in the garage.