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# 'This is the time of year that tortises go into hibenation we'll show you how to bury your tortise alive
in a shoe box only for you to forget you had one by next spring!'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Our next door neighbour had a tortoise....
it was a weekly event to have to go looking for it in all the gardens up and down the street as it was always escaping..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Tortises are not as slow as people expect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# you're not wrong....I met someone that showed me a phone video of theirs....
Actually sciding on laminet flooring as it cornered....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# haha you need to link this with wheel skidding noises :D
the Fast and the Furious III
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I would but they showed it to me on their phone....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:11, archived)