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# This lov'ly young lass is named Kent
her legs are all crooked and bent
so to save herself trouble
she crawls overdoubled
but instead of cummin
she went
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I persuaded this lass after wine
To orally stimulate mine
Past her shoulder she faced
Due to her backwards waist
But sadly she shattered her spine
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# but that shouldn't have changed the plan, surely ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Of movement there was not a trace
Her limbs spread all over the place
Phone for help? I did so,
But was ready to go
So I first shot my load on her face

oh god, what have I become? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha



candles a comin
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :)
I was a lot nicer a year ago ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahah
Hell was created for just your sort :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Oh Christ
I've just realised, I've used the same word twice - what a tit!
Hang on a mo ... *rewrites*
EDIT: fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yea...
that's what you should be worried about : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:22, archived)