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# I've touched Britt Ekland's elbow.
TRUFAX.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# did you mean to touch her arse?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# No.
She's an old lady now.

I said "Excuse me", and then gave her a big shove to get her out of my way - I needed another beer.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha, that would make a great game - Star Shoving. Extra points if you get it on TV during a live broadcast.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Ten thousand points for every Edmonds,
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# One million if you shove that Go-Compare guy with your car at highspeed.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)