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# how does one summon him?
just in case i'm ever in danger, you understand.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
# you just have to shout "big cock" as loud as you can three times
and then he should come to your aid with the power of dick
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# i've been shouting that for years
never found any yet
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)