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[challenge entry] there is a new hero in town kids: WAY TOO LONG DONG MAN


there is no other place on the internets where i could post this. deviant arse would ban me again for this.

From the The Worst Superheroes Ever challenge. See all 189 entries (closed)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# how does one summon him?
just in case i'm ever in danger, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
# you just have to shout "big cock" as loud as you can three times
and then he should come to your aid with the power of dick
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# i've been shouting that for years
never found any yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Does he use his own lipstick or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# i love this
I love you
I love horses
and I love b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Love you too;D
(herman:D, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
www.lovehorse.co.uk/
(herman:D, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# What the actual fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# ^ All of what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# ive seen worse
cupidtino.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# sad doesn't quite cover this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Phoooaaaarrrr look at the iPads on that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# WHOA GOTTA GET ON THA-
I mean... uhh... pitiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Sounds like this one:
wwws.thinks.com/words/nonsense/dong.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
# BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just sneak this pearoast in here. Woo! FP.


Edit: Woo, I didn't even realise I had a FP.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# ^woo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hahahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
#
In New York a criminal yobber
got a gun and became a bank robber
grabbed the loot then he ran
but Way Too Long Dong Man
tripped him up, smashed him down with his dobber
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# wonderful
you can submit poetry to deviant art with a picture included. i know what im gonna submit if i feel like getting banned again.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# If only we had some place to display our images without fear of getting banned
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# what a nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Racial stereotype anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:09, archived)