By 'sword-fight' do you really mean
'I made a grab for his winky in a public toilet'?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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No.
I mean trying to hit each other with metre long bits of metal.
Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51,
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