Facebook now automatically detects people in photos! 
Seriously, it is pretty creepy actually
sinisterduck,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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ouchhow does that work with the Chinese? - because obviously they all look the same
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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I've been waiting for that for 46 minutes Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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I read that as "detests".Which has, sadly, somewhat diminished the humour of this for me.
Simon Cowell scares the bejeyasus out of me, though. I'm pretty sure he's the front of some sort of sinister government project.
(Simon Cowell scares the bejeyasus out of me, though. I'm pretty sure he's the front of some sort of sinister government project.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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He's what happens when the kids from The Midwich Cuckoos get to reach maturity...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I saw a book in the window of Waterstones the other dayI forget which, probably some Chris Moyles crap or something, but it had a pull-quote on the cover saying: "You will love this" - Simon Cowell.
This makes me both angry and depressed at the same time.
(This makes me both angry and depressed at the same time.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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I view that kind of thingas a handy indicator on what not to bother reading.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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See - that's exactly right.Whatever prissy clot claimed you can't judge a book by it's cover had clearly never seen the Gareth Gates "autobiography".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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the first 5 pages just say 'Ch'then Chapter 1 starts on page 6
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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*comedy trombone* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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Oh, bloody hell :D*guilty laughs*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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^:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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sardonic lols Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Mmmmm.....Sardonics on toast...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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hahah what kind of quote is that?"You will love this, because I say so?" - they may as well just stick a thumbs-up sticker on it with "Simon Cowell likes this"
or is it "You will love this, because if you take any notice of what I think then you are entirely dim, making you the ideal readership for this pile of horseshit"
/ranty analysis blog
(or is it "You will love this, because if you take any notice of what I think then you are entirely dim, making you the ideal readership for this pile of horseshit"
/ranty analysis blog
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I'm waiting for the next Russel Brand ouvre to simply have "LOL" splashed across it. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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Any relation to Lemar? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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he sings backing vocals on his top hit "If there's any justice, it will be delivered by the People's Committee" Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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That would be a far better and more imaginative title than anything he could come up with on his own
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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ugh.... Celebrity endorsements - not because it's a good product, they're just paid for it.""You will love this" - Simon Cowell." should be this weeks newsletter subjlols
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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^What she said^but in an even sexier fashion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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I once went to an evening with Shaun Hutson, the horror writerIt was meeting Garth Merenghi in person, but he was quite funny and one of the things he admitted to was when his friend Bruce Dickinson (of Iron Maiden fame) wrote a horror novel, he dashed off three quotes they could use on the cover without even reading the thing. The publishers chose one of the quotes, Hutson got paid.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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I had a sword fight with Bruce Dickinson once.He was much better at it than me.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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By "sword-fight" do you really mean"I made a grab for his winky in a public toilet"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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No.I mean trying to hit each other with metre long bits of metal.
Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
(Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51,
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All that opting out malarkey just seems like too much hassle.I shall just wear a disguise from now on.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Haha!Is that your source?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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if someone is on my friends list AND uploads a pic of meI kinda expect them to tag me
I don't get all the fuss
(I don't get all the fuss
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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I think it applies more to people who don't want their 3rd wife to know they're actually seeing 4 other women and are the fathers of sixty different kids
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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