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# oh snap!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# And Jesus said
'Rise up from your bed and walk!'

And lo! the cripple did rise and walked anew until behold! his under-developed legs and weakened bones snapped and he crashed to the floor in agonising pain.

And Jesus said, 'Tough shit, bro' and lo! He did walk off snapping his fingers at his ho's.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)