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# All the maids of Islington
Went forth to sport and play;
All but the bailiff’s daughter dear;
She secretly stole away.

She put off her gown of gray,
And put on her puggish attire;
She’s up to fair London gone,
Her true-love to require.

As she went along the road,
The weather being hot and dry,
There was she aware of her true-love,
At length came riding by.

She stept to him, as red as any rose,
And took him by the bridle-ring:
‘I pray you, kind sir, give me one penny,
To ease my weary limb.’

--And then he rode off yelling, 'It's a trap!'
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)
# haha
this 'it's a trap' thing - is it new? I only heard it for the first time the other day.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Old meme is old.
Actually predates itself. Was used in dime porn
novels. Faded and then resurged or reinvented
via Fark/4chan/SA and the like.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)
# I know nothing.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)
# A little knowledge can save embarrassment later.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)