ok, how about
facially raping them with their spam cannons
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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Well, if that's the price of peace, we can shake hands on it.
(Come on, though; just a couple of crafty knees to the bollocks while those in charge are looking the other way, eh? There's a tenner in it for you)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:31,
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