Bill Oddie gave me a medal when I was dressed as a gorilla
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:24,
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Best. Wank. Fantasy. Ever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:26,
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in fact, I was dressed as a gorilla dressed as Mark Antony
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:27,
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What was Mark Antony dreassed as?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:29,
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He married celine dion
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:31,
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Their children are called
Archipelago and Steve.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:32,
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Steve is so great because he is in a wheelchair
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:34,
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He nearly made the paralympic basketball team.
It's a shame Archipelago got hooked on Adult Meltus.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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Man half that team weren't even handicapped
it was a rort
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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Was it a beef medallion?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:27,
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It's a type of heavy metal album dedicated to cows.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:30,
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I once saw teh Bloddie in the Sea Life centre in Hunstanton.
I was going to say something but my brother urged me to leave him alone.
I guess he was right, he wouldn't want to be disturbed in his natural habitat.
And having seen him on (was it Buzzcocks?) he seems to be completely barking mad anyway.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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