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# Bill Oddie gave me a medal when I was dressed as a gorilla
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Best. Wank. Fantasy. Ever.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# in fact, I was dressed as a gorilla dressed as Mark Antony
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# What was Mark Antony dreassed as?
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# He married celine dion
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Their children are called
Archipelago and Steve.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Steve is so great because he is in a wheelchair
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# He nearly made the paralympic basketball team.
It's a shame Archipelago got hooked on Adult Meltus.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Man half that team weren't even handicapped
it was a rort
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Was it a beef medallion?
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# It's a type of heavy metal album dedicated to cows.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I once saw teh Bloddie in the Sea Life centre in Hunstanton.
I was going to say something but my brother urged me to leave him alone.
I guess he was right, he wouldn't want to be disturbed in his natural habitat.
And having seen him on (was it Buzzcocks?) he seems to be completely barking mad anyway.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)