Solomon Schmuckles: Superstar Taxidermist
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Solomon Schmuckles is an internationally-renowned taxidermist who holds the world record time for the fastest mounting of a life-size bobcat. The ghoulish Mr. Schmuckles—a virtual living legend amongst his animal-stuffing peers—also holds several other distinguished taxidermy achievements. These include the first ever mounting of a rainbow trout while wearing a blindfold, the most thorough skinning of a Kodiak brown bear while juggling torches on a catamaran in rough waters, and, most notably, the fastest one-handed stuffing of identical twin mountain sheep while concurrently playing Pop-A-Shot.
