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# Celery nipples are all the rage in Paris and Milan etc
But you have to have Primula cheese n chive minge to compliment the nips.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# oh, great
give me another unobtainable goal to dream of!
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Unobtainable? Codswallop!
Just refrain from washing your minge for 26 days*.

*This is an exact science
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# even the thought of that is making me cringe
getting all squeaky clean is far too pleasurable
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)