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# Having no money to go out makes you do stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# CYBER BRIT FOXES WITH TITS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Hoverboots? Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Needs bigger hips, as a yiff fan, I clickee
ie mabye tranny yiff
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah, but it's from a weird sort of angle, but I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# very nice
It takes the mind off gnawing hunger too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Can I just say again how awesome this is
www.b3ta.com/board/10467287

*Sends monies for beans n beer*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# IT'S SO INTENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# AINT NO TENTS DERE!
(mebbe past tense)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# IT'S SEWING TENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# how many monkey butlers will there bee?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Four
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, archived)
# thanks, I like it too
I like how the pyramids sort of push into each other, it's amazing how some stuff comes in synch on the board.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# a fine fuckin experiment!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# SPACETITS
(MIT SREE D)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# NO GRAVITY + TITS
That`s why God is up there and is a chick.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# mmm sweet deity bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Is that one of those butt plugs that has hair coming off it?
Like my... erm... mate told me he once saw.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I hope that tank on her back is full of Bourbon?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Wouldn't be right otherwise!
Air?! Psh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Could be worse, it could be full of farts!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjaQ9LzsUZg *NSFW*

HALERIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Ahhhh not seen Jackass in a LONG time :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# it makes me spend the day sunbathing
mostly because my chances of drawing anything this awesome are about the same as my chances of growing celery out of my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I can't really go out in the sun; I burn up way too easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# i used to burn all the time
but years of burning and peeling have finally paid off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It's not even just that.
When I tan I don't go brown, I go a lurid orange colour. Not pleasant at all :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ah, you suffer from Dickinsonitis
a very serious condition. however, if it's caught and treated in the early Winton stage, it is often curable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Sheeeeit.
Better go to't doctor's about it. I'm too young to be selling myself out on crappy TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hurry, there's still time!
if you feel the urge to say such things as "cheap as chips" or "bobby dazzler", you may need a ronsealectomy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Sounds painful yet self-explanatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# oh, it is
it is.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Film yourself bouncing around and compo it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# fuck the compo
if we both filmed ourselves bouncing around together, we could make a FORTUNE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No good, I haven't tanned in years; I'm sort of pale blue now.
Even then I've already compo'd, what, 3 this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Celery nipples are all the rage in Paris and Milan etc
But you have to have Primula cheese n chive minge to compliment the nips.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# oh, great
give me another unobtainable goal to dream of!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Unobtainable? Codswallop!
Just refrain from washing your minge for 26 days*.

*This is an exact science
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# even the thought of that is making me cringe
getting all squeaky clean is far too pleasurable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry to threadjack...
have a repost....
can anyone recommend a decent ISP? thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# In Wales? They get a choice of ISPs there?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# well... nothing what i'd consider fast...
phone line can only handle about 3mb...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Sky Broadband are pretty good.
Yes Murdoch is a cum guzzling fuckpuppet, but what you gonna do?

I'm with BT now, it's a bit pish, occasional drop-outs.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# sky is good if you've got cable...
the broadband is awful here! (my sister had it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# try L
they are small but very good and local to wales
www. L isp.con
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# sure its not llisp?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)