Unobtainable? Codswallop!Just refrain from washing your minge for 26 days*.
*This is an exact science
(*This is an exact science
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:04,
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even the thought of that is making me cringegetting all squeaky clean is far too pleasurable
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:06,
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