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# Having it off for a living.
It's the oldest of all professions.
And still relatively lucrative.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# for you maybe
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Well, I was fortunate enough to keep my looks.
And the immense beard has a certain specialist appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# 'lo bloke
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Kinda, yeah.
Listening to Stereolab's "Switched On vol 2: Refried Ectoplasm", which is enough to make anyone alreet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Try a bit of Slipknot, that'll cheer you right up :)
Other bands are available. Results may vary
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
#
Oh, come oooonnnnnnn .
Slipknot are for children.
If I really must have metal, I'll have Slayer if I'm lively, and Sunn O))) if I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Slipknot IS for children, surely?
Also: no they ain't. The last album was ace...

*dons flameproof suit*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
*squirts high-octane acid jet*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Listen dude, we've got to stop.
Don & Squirt came round last week, they're really pissed off that we keep using their stuff.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha!
OK, truce? For the time being?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Oh alright then.
*offers Laurel, and hardy handshake*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
*accepts, gladly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Slipknot cheers me up!
Get your fucking hands in the fucking air!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)